A familiar phrase with a naughty twist...

A shirt that asks a question before you answer it. At first glance it reads familiar and safe; look closer and the joke flips, playful, a little naughty, and unapologetically confident. It’s the kind of thing that makes strangers grin, sparks awkward laughs, and earns the occasional cringe.
Wear it to lighten the room, provoke a double-take, or remind yourself that mischief can be tasteful (especially if you've been drinking your pineapple juice).
If you like conversation-starters that aren’t trying too hard, this one quietly does the work for you. Subtle on the surface, brazen on delivery, it uses clever wordplay to lean into anticipation and innuendo without shouting.
Playful, confident, and a little dirty. Made for those who are quick on the arrival.

✅ 64000 Gildan Softstyle®
✅ Unisex Fit
✅ Light Fabric
✅ Runs True-To-Size
✅ Tear-Away Label
✅ Printed, packaged & shipped in the USA
✅ 100% ring-spun cotton*

*Fiber content varies for different colors:

Heather: 35% ring-spun cotton, 65% polyester
Sport Grey & Antique: 90% cotton, 10% polyester
Graphite Heather: 50% ring-spun cotton, 50% polyester

Follow these steps to keep your t-shirts looking fresh and ready to wear!

✅ Wash and Dry Inside Out
A simple step to help maintain the quality of your t-shirt.

✅ Use Low Temperatures & Gentle Detergents
High heat and harsh detergents can shorten your t-shirt’s lifespan.

✅ Avoid Excessive Spinning
Too much spinning can cause unnecessary wear and tear.

✅ Air Dry When Possible
If using a dryer, avoid heavy items like coats or blankets.

✅ Iron Inside Out on Low Heat
Keep the design safe by starting with a lower heat setting.

Shipping

✅ FREE SHIPPING on orders over $40!
✅ Orders are typically shipped within 7 days of placing the order.
✅ Once shipped, please allow 2-5 days for delivery.

Note: Shipping rates are weight-based and may vary depending on the product.

Returns

Our goal is for you to love your order and strive for 100% satisfaction guarantee.
Please contact us if something isn’t right.

✅ Incorrect, damaged, or defective items are eligible for a full refund.
✅ Refund requests must be made within 30 days of the purchase date.

Eligibility for a Refund

✅ Product received is damaged or defective.
✅ Request is made within 30 days of purchase.
✅ Item must be unused and returned in its original condition.

For any return questions, contact us at: threads@crazygoodenterprises.com

This refund policy is subject to change at any time and without notice.