Spiritually enlightened. Marginally hydrated.

Some paths to enlightenment require rigid austerity. This isn’t one of them.

The Philosophy: Inner work keeps you grounded; a little earthly indulgence keeps you human. Call it "enlightened equilibrium." One does not cancel the other. Both are sacred in their own way.

The design features a salty, wide-rimmed margarita framed by bold, arched typography that gets straight to the point. Built for those who take their mindfulness with a side of merriment. Dualism looks good on you.

Quiet the ego. Call the bartender. (Not necessarily at the exact same time.)

✅ 64000 Gildan Softstyle®
✅ Unisex Fit
✅ Light Fabric
✅ Runs True-To-Size
✅ Tear-Away Label
✅ Printed, packaged & shipped in the USA
✅ 100% ring-spun cotton*

*Fiber content varies for different colors:

Heather: 35% ring-spun cotton, 65% polyester
Sport Grey & Antique: 90% cotton, 10% polyester
Graphite Heather: 50% ring-spun cotton, 50% polyester

Follow these steps to keep your t-shirts looking fresh and ready to wear!

✅ Wash and Dry Inside Out
A simple step to help maintain the quality of your t-shirt.

✅ Use Low Temperatures & Gentle Detergents
High heat and harsh detergents can shorten your t-shirt’s lifespan.

✅ Avoid Excessive Spinning
Too much spinning can cause unnecessary wear and tear.

✅ Air Dry When Possible
If using a dryer, avoid heavy items like coats or blankets.

✅ Iron Inside Out on Low Heat
Keep the design safe by starting with a lower heat setting.

Shipping

✅ FREE SHIPPING on orders over $40!
✅ Orders are typically shipped within 7 days of placing the order.
✅ Once shipped, please allow 2-5 days for delivery.

Note: Shipping rates are weight-based and may vary depending on the product.

Returns

Our goal is for you to love your order and strive for 100% satisfaction guarantee.
Please contact us if something isn’t right.

✅ Incorrect, damaged, or defective items are eligible for a full refund.
✅ Refund requests must be made within 30 days of the purchase date.

Eligibility for a Refund

✅ Product received is damaged or defective.
✅ Request is made within 30 days of purchase.
✅ Item must be unused and returned in its original condition.

For any return questions, contact us at: threads@crazygoodenterprises.com

This refund policy is subject to change at any time and without notice.