Joy is not a feeling. It's a field.

Einstein proved that energy is relative. The Relatively Eternal Joy Mongerer takes that seriously, treating joy as an infinite resource that expands the more you distribute it.
Part Einstein. Part El Catrín. Full joy dealer. He theorized relativity whilst embodying the eternal. Together they land somewhere between scientific curiosity and gleeful acceptance of the whole strange ride. A joy mongerer isn't naive, they've looked at the data and still chose wonder. That's the flex!

✅ 64000 Gildan Softstyle®
✅ Unisex Fit
✅ Light Fabric
✅ Runs True-To-Size
✅ Tear-Away Label
✅ Printed, packaged & shipped in the USA
✅ 100% ring-spun cotton*

*Fiber content varies for different colors:

Heather: 35% ring-spun cotton, 65% polyester
Sport Grey & Antique: 90% cotton, 10% polyester
Graphite Heather: 50% ring-spun cotton, 50% polyester

Follow these steps to keep your t-shirts looking fresh and ready to wear!

✅ Wash and Dry Inside Out
A simple step to help maintain the quality of your t-shirt.

✅ Use Low Temperatures & Gentle Detergents
High heat and harsh detergents can shorten your t-shirt’s lifespan.

✅ Avoid Excessive Spinning
Too much spinning can cause unnecessary wear and tear.

✅ Air Dry When Possible
If using a dryer, avoid heavy items like coats or blankets.

✅ Iron Inside Out on Low Heat
Keep the design safe by starting with a lower heat setting.

Shipping

✅ FREE SHIPPING on orders over $40!
✅ Orders are typically shipped within 7 days of placing the order.
✅ Once shipped, please allow 2-5 days for delivery.

Note: Shipping rates are weight-based and may vary depending on the product.

Returns

Our goal is for you to love your order and strive for 100% satisfaction guarantee.
Please contact us if something isn’t right.

✅ Incorrect, damaged, or defective items are eligible for a full refund.
✅ Refund requests must be made within 30 days of the purchase date.

Eligibility for a Refund

✅ Product received is damaged or defective.
✅ Request is made within 30 days of purchase.
✅ Item must be unused and returned in its original condition.

For any return questions, contact us at: threads@crazygoodenterprises.com

This refund policy is subject to change at any time and without notice.